Today I need a beer. Not just want, but need. My day was stressful.
Why? You may ask.
Well, I had lunch with my friend Wibby (ok her real name is Mary Elizabeth but that is so NOT her). That in itself is not a reason for stress. In fact we had fun. We always do. We have been friends for 33 years, and thats almost impossible since we are both just 29 years old. {Crystal ducks behind couch waiting for lightning bolts to strike.}
The stress came into play when Wibbs got stuck in traffic and I had time to kill. I decided it was time to bite the bullet and go bra shopping.
I HATE BRA SHOPPING!
For those of you with a cup size of an A, B, C you simply walk into a store, say ooh thats pretty, pick up a few and without even trying them on you make your purchase and skip along your way.


So now comes the dilemma, do I go down a band size and keep the same cup size or do I keep the same band size and go down a cup size? How the hell should I know?
Solution take two of everything in the fitting room.
I swear I would rather have my toenails pulled out...
Problems in dressing room; back fat - I would have been much happier without the triple mirror, if I cant see the back fat it doesn't exist, right?... Lifts but doesn't separate...Separates but doesn't lift...Lifts, separates, hides back fat, but is three inches thick. Really who needs a bra that thick? I mean everyone has nipples! Its not a secret for crying out loud....
Hooray! Success . I pay and go to lunch with Wibby!
Where was I? Oh yes beer. BEER!
Tonight I chose an IPA from Stone Brewing Company, in Escondido California.
Yes, they also make Arrogant Bastard.
This beer is aptly named RUINATION, because if I had gotten the wrong bra I would be ruined....
I LOVE this beer. It has it all!
It's hoppy and bitter and citrusy and 7.7 proof.
Now I must confess I am a Guinness girl so I love bold, bitter flavor.
I am truly shocked to find a beer that I enjoy this much on my second posting.
I WILL be purchasing this again. and to think i picked it out because I thought the little guy on the front was a cutie.
It just goes to show,
You CAN judge a beer by the bottle!
Here they are, yes I bought two. Hey, I'm worth it! annnnd don't even get me started on price!
This is one of my all time favorites
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